just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize
