I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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