once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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