Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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