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But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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