Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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