Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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