New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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