so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
