Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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