see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The beer is more important than you right now.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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