Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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