OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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