Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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