Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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