I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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