carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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