We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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