Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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