I wanna passion pit in your ass
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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