its not stalking. its research.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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