dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
