So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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