There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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