East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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