I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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