who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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