I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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