Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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