you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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