your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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