I am puke
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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