What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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