And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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