its not stalking. its research.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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