We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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