i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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