quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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