Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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