it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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