I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
