everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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