i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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