Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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