At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We had sex on a dog bed..
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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