you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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