I think I am morally bankrupt
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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