Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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