brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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