I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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