So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize
